Mariah Carey is mentoring the kids this week. Welcome to the celebrity B-List, Miss Carey.

 

David sang When You Believe- Mariah towers over lil’ Dave. Don’t know the song, but I guess he sang it the way it’s supposed to be sung. Uhh…’eh….**.

 

Carly sang Without You- Mariah did the worst cover of this great Harry Nilsson song….oh wait, Carly just did an even worse version!  It seemed to go on forever and ever. *

 

Syesha sang Vanishing- Another song I don’t know. The piano player has a badass goatee! Hahha….that’s great!  The performance was mediocre. **

 

Brooke sang Hero- Ok, I’ve heard this song. I don’t like it, but I’ve heard it. Brooke looked to be shaking uncontrollably during her performance. Whatever she’s taking must have been wearing off. Another ‘eh..**

 

KKKLC sang Forever- What the hell are they thinking with the song choices? Kristy Lee is a piece of failed carbon, and the song was just plain crap.1/2*

 

David Cook sang Always Be My Baby – David’s become a pretentious douchebag. Oh, look how different he is as he adds a supposedly new twist to the common pop song! More crap *

 

Jason sang I Don’t Wanna Cry – More weakness and boredom from the slow-witted Jason. *

Best
Nobody
 

Worst
KLC was particularly terrible.
 

Should Exit
KLC
 

Will Exit
Carly